Ar shipmates, tis I captain kristonalprime23 or as me crew like ta call me, captain Jack Sparrow the 2nd, and I be here to present ye with a challenge, a challenge so cumbersome that I doubt ye can pull it off.
I love all ya, you know? 
You guys have supported me since day one of its release, and ever since its creation, its still been bursting with life, likes, and praise, and I cannot thank you guys enough for it. This is probably one of the best stories I've ever written on this site, and I'm glad for having tackled it. Cause then I wouldn't have met any of you awesome people.
Getting ought up on the Pirates series since i'm planning on catching the 'last' one tomorrow, and I'd missed #4. Thought I'd write about it. More behind the cut, spoiler free, if you care.
Had a blast with this one.
And I thought it was a bit more important then usual to point that out, because seems like this one is one of those films that the general audience loves, but critics loath with all their hearts.
Seems it a mix of the fantasy and pirates thing—which I must personally admit find about as meaningful and fair a bit of critique as if somebody would be shocked that Toyota's next project is another car aimed at the main-stream—and the break-neck pace.
Ahoy, me harteys!
This be yer friendly reviewin' buccaneer standin' before ye, once again to show ye scallywags another shilling of an analysis.
Today, I be givin' ye land lovers the 4th installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series by analyzing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales".
Arrrgh!
Ahoy, mateys! This be yer friendly film and television reviewing buccaneer here, digging up for ye another film review that has been long buried under the sands.
And today, I bring to all of ye scalawags my review of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl”.
Ahoy, mateys!
This be yer old film and TV show buccaneer here with another word-filled treasure to show ye.
And today, following me latest film review, I be here to give ye sea dogs an analysis of "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End".
Ahoy, me harteys!
This be yer friendly film and TV show buccaneer here with some buried treasure to show ye.
And today, to state why I once again be talking like a pirate, I'll be reviewing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest".
Here be the rundown of this here tale *clears throat*:
HEY GUYS! GUESS WHO HASN'T SLEEP IN THREE DAYS?! 
Ahoy, me harteys!
This be yer friendly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer digging up for ye another buried treasure.
And today, I be giving ye scalawags another doubloon-of-a-review by analyzing "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strangers Tides".
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